7.02.2012

"Fat angry woman with frizzy hair..."

Hello guys! No this is not a ranting post like earlier this week.  This is really just a post to laugh at.

While I was checking the stats on my blog this week, I was looking at the traffic sources and kinda playing around at seeing how most people have found out about the Lit Chick. Most of it came from Facebook and Twitter (simply for the fact that I pimp it like hell on both social sites) but there were a couple different things that shocked me when I looked up the Google searches that can bring you to my lovely little blog.

Thanks to the images I use, you can find my blog by searching "sister from another mister" (thanks to my blog post about Ashley), "1950's malt shop" which will bring up my "Don't make me gag on your swag" post, and "old school movie scream" which will bring up my "Blondes make better victims" blog post.  But there was one search that just made me cackle.  One phrase that when I plugged it in to Google and hit search actually made my sides hurt from laughing.

"Fat angry woman with frizzy hair"

You don't believe me?

It's great, is it not?

 See? I am not a liar.  I wish that I was.  I told this to a few people already, including my sister Sally and the handful of close friends I have down her.  I mean I cannot ask for better material.  In all honesty, I am not upset by this at all.  I mean, yes I do have frizzy hair, I don't really tend to be angry, and I am working on the fat part.  But the main argument I have about this is after thinking about it for a couple days, I really don't agree with how just a few words could define someone. 

I would rather my blog be pulled up with the catch phrase "awesome 20-something with good fashion sense and witty sarcasm" or "blonde writer with humorous outlook on life blog."  But alas, I guess I can't complain.  People who search for those large, angry ladies will just be blessed to stumble upon my writings.  At least they are being shared.

On a lighter note, this time next week I will be on vacation, so that I am looking forward to.  Getting to see old friends and family and not counting my calories.  Okay, I will be watching what I eat, but I am not going to limit myself to salads and yogurt.  I am on vaca dammit! I need some carbohydrates!

Leave me comments on what tag lines you think should bring up my blog and what foods say vacation to you.  I will be interested to read what you guys think.  Have a wonderful 4th of July, and remember, fireworks are not toys.  Pretty to look at, but dangerous to play with.

Well, unless you are Katy Perry.  Then you're taking a walk on the wild side of life. Have fun, y'all. 


 

3 comments:

  1. You are not fat, angry, or frizzy. You are Macy, an intelligent strong woman who's not afraid of anything. Don't ever forget that.

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  2. Whoever you are my darling comment maker you, thank you! Flattery will get you everywhere with me!

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