Showing posts with label 50. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 50. Show all posts

8.31.2012

The Lit Chick Formula…



How did I become a Lit Chick? How does anyone become a Lit Chick?  You would think that we would have a secret society.  That we disguise ourselves in the shadows of book clubs when in all actuality we are rival street gangs that diagram sentences and participate in fight clubs.  For anyone who has ever said, “sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me” was obviously never hit with a dictionary.  Our verbiage cuts like daggers, our wit pierces like knives.   

We are the proud, the few, the cat ladies…we are the Lit Chicks.

In my studies, I have found that there is a simple equation as to how unsuspecting girls gets transformed into crazy, articulate, grammar checking, spelling Nazis.



You take:

1 part girl, any age will do
2 parts fantasy, Disney and Fairy Tales preferred
1 part fiction, either fan, non, or semi
Equal parts dreamer and romantic
A dash of nerd, a pinch of geek
A sprinkle of social awkwardness

Mix ingredients together and place in either a library, book store, Shakespearean sonnet read-a-thon, or creative outlet and let simmer for the length it takes to read “Gone with the Wind.”

Remove, serve in second-hand store attire, sweater and horn rimmed glasses optional, and enjoy. 

SUCCESS!  You just grew your very own Lit Chick.  

"She's alive! And she can read Latin!"


I was cleaning out some papers this afternoon and came across one of my journals that I had back in college.  It was the semester I was taking Children’s, Young Adult, and Women’s Literature.  That, my friends, was my turning point into madness.  That is when I became Lit Chick Macy.  Instead of credit cards falling out of my wallet when I dropped it, library cards went flying.  The phrase, “I don’t want to see that movie.  The book was better,’ started making its way into my vernacular.  Coffee became my best friend.  I would snap instead of applauding at poetry slams.  I even refused to go on a date with a guy because he had never heard of Paradise Lost!  

#nerdgirlproblems


Not to jump topics, but speaking of lost, upon finding that journal, I realized that going back and rereading my 2008 counterparts ideas made me feel nostalgic for how I used to be.  What I used to care about.  I missed me at that point.  I knew who I was at that point in time, and I want that back!  I was the artsy girl who liked French films and wanted to be a secret smoker like Margot Tenenbaum.  I would stay up late at night and read and recite poetry like it was the ABC’s.  I miss it all.    

Moving to Austin was the best decision I have ever made.  But for the past 9 months I have felt stunted, my mind clouded by thoughts of my parents, old friends, relationships that never were, romances that will never be.  I have re-placed myself physically, but not mentally.  I lost myself in the move. 

Along with winter coats and lunch boxes, I might find myself here.


So what do I plan to do?  I plan to get myself back.  I want to be someone I am proud to be.  I want to wake up in the mornings to a routine and a lifestyle that fits who I am now.  I am not the same person I was when I was living in Fort Worth.  That chick is long gone, and to be honest, parts of her can stay gone.  I am keeping only the best from my former self and allowing it to stay her in ATX.     

Henry David Thoreau said, “Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves.”  I am finding myself again in Austin.  I am taking the best parts of my parents, mixing them with the ingredients I care to keep of myself, and rolling them around and shaping them together to make a new person.  We are all evolving, even we book worms.  Perhaps the next stage for us Lit Chicks is transforming into Literature Ladies.

Now if you will excuse me, I have some personal business to take care of.   


6.29.2012

50 Shades of White...

Hey guys.  No, this is not a blog post about the Fifty Shades of Grey series.  So if you think you are going to read a posting about bodice ripping and sex, you will just have to stay tuned for another day ;) 
So...I normally don't rant about my work, and to be honest I know most of you really don't care to hear about what is going on in the wedding world (well, unless you are getting married any time soon).  But there is an epidemic on the rise and I can not keep quiet about it anymore. 
I have been a part of the wedding planning/event planning world in some fashion or another for the past 8 years, and even the most skilled Bridezilla Wranglers (like myself) are taking notice of this growing problem.  It has even crossed into the tuxedo world which is my specialty, and I am getting tired of it.  There are only so many bullets you can dodge in your day and only so many tricks you can use to put out the fires caused by a Bridezilla on the rampage!  And this time around, this wrangler is about ready to hang up her lasso and give in.  So here is the problem boys and girls.  Maybe you can help me.
Just how many shades of white are there in this world?!
I got into a discussion with my partner in crime Nicole about this subject at work and just how many shades (or rather, non-shades) of white actually exist in today's wedding world.  She actually gave me idea to blog about this and I must credit her with the awesome title.
Here are just a few, and you tell me you wouldn't go crazy over this load of bridal bullshit:
White (Oh course)
Off-white (Or ivory if you're feeling technical)
Diamond White
Soft White
Candlelight White
Eggshell White
Antique White
Anti-Flash White
Snow White
Splashed White (What the hell??)
Ecru (It's a really dirty white...it's been a bad, bad white)
Ghost White (Boo!)
Smoke White (That just sounds dirty)
Pearl White
Pale White
Magnolia White
Oleander White
Vintage White
...and my personal favorite...Hussy White...for the frisky brides!
See!  It is enough to drive even the most skilled wedding professionals mad! 
See what I mean!  When will the madness end!
Since when did the word "white" become so loose?  It's the whore of the color world! It needs to stay out of all the other shades and just be left alone.  You don't need to try and be different, you're good just the way you are. 
If I have one more bride come into my store and tell me her dress is any shade other than white or ivory my head is going to explode!  Seriously, I am going to let you in on a little secret: IT IS ALL THE SAME SHADE OF WHITE!! THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE IN THE COLOR!! I know...the image is shattered.
It is a ploy in my opinion (I really have no proof, just a theory) to make it hard on all parties involved throwing or planning a wedding for a bride and groom.  In reality, there should only be 3 colors:
White
Ivory
Black...for the offbeat brides like my Austin friend Nicole would do.  
Eat your heart out, Vera Wang.
No more shades or names are needed!  Why make something more difficult to match?  I am tired of cracking my whip at people about this.  Consider this your warning.  Change the color back to normal and stop making dresses in that shade.  I am not the only one who feels this way.  I speak for the entire wedding community.  Don't make us break off a toasting flute and use it as a shiv.  We are for real-real, not for play-play.
You have been warned.